Those colorful buses that you see on television where a lot of people ride it just to party? Yeah, those. In some cases, they can be designed to look a little different than your average party bus. In our humble opinion, it is not really a party bus if it is not designed like a Fornite Battle Bus. And instead of having weaponry or whatever it is that the game stores in there, it would have bunk beds, computers, and huge screen television just for playing the goddamn game. For that, maybe we should invest in party bus rentals in Seattle.
Well, to each their own. Because while this sounds fun to have, it is also encouraging that massive craze around the game itself. Little kids would just scream and cry to their parents that they also want the bus and what would that make us? Although to be fair, it is a bit fun to watch children cry.
Mostly because they are spoiled and when something does not go their way then they would often throw a tantrum that would either be terrifying to be in the vicinity with or just hilarious. Are we mean for saying that? Because even Pewdiepie himself laughs when kids cry.
As we would always say, all kids around the world should just be shipped off to an island where they would fight to the death like those people in the Hunger Games. These days though, that meme has changed and instead of an island, it would be the Ranch.
This is the place where Doctor Phil would send all his crazy teenaged patients. As Felix would gleefully say, SEND THEM TO THE RANCH. We would not be surprised some kid would end up on his show all because of his addiction for that Fortnite game.
And then this kid would want his own battle bus and would threaten to shoot the school if he does not get it. Get that reference? But in all seriousness, the battle bus that we have seen come to life so far was that one school bus that MrBeast modified and given to a streamer.
We THINK it counts as a party bus since the inside was made to be a gaming hub where gamers would play one single game on. And since it was also customized to have food and drinks to be stored in there, we assume that it would count as one.
The only things missing in it are the party lights we often see at bars where they dance and go wild. Is it weird that is not really all that knowledgeable about parties? Because if we were being honest, we think those bars that have a lot of parties are just cesspools of human hormones.
Where they go to breed if we were being callous. What? Do you think we are wrong? Can you honestly say that the night does not end with a guy taking a girl home and sleeping together? Is that not the whole point of going to these parties? To get laid or something?